From the handout in my bio lecture.
“So for organisms with gastrovascular cavities, making out is the same as a rim job.”
— (their mouth is their anus)
“El consumo en exceso de _____ puede ocasionar un ataque al corazón.
a) vómitos b) grasas animales c) recetas”
a) vómitos b) grasas animales c) recetas”
— Vómitos, por supuesto.
“So I´m halfway throught my trip to Ecuador, and up to this moment I hadn´t felt homesick. Man, I thought, this country is great. The keyboards have an ñ RIGHT THERE. Everyone is socialist and everyone drives a Tercel. You can show up late to anywhere. You can buy a pack of cigarettes and the most delicious popsicle you´ve ever tasted at the place half a block from your house and the total comes to $2.25. You can be standing in the street in front of the 400-year-old cathedral swigging vodka at 2am at age 19 without doing anything illegal
…
every Ecuadorian I´ve spoken to who´s been to the US says that we have a great country for one reason: Arby´s curly fries”
…
every Ecuadorian I´ve spoken to who´s been to the US says that we have a great country for one reason: Arby´s curly fries”
“Pres Obama you got nerve while u sightseeing in Paris to tell us”time to deliver” on health care. We still on skedul/even workinWKEND.4:34 AM Jun 7th from txt”
— Chuck Grassley, Iowa’s republican senator, on twitter.
WHY IS MY SENATOR WRITING LIKE LOLCATZ?
WHY IS MY SENATOR WRITING LIKE LOLCATZ?
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“What happened when the two monocles got together?
They made spectacles of themselves.”—Emily Sorensen
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“Why are the speed limits higher in Moscow?
Because the drivers are always Russian.”—Emily Sorensen
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“Why is barium my favorite element?
‘Cause it’s B.A.”—Emily Sorensen
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“Why should you invest in a horse?
Because it’s a very stable industry.”—Emily Sorensen
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Why do pirates love Scottish sweaters?…
http://apps.new.facebook.com/graffitiwall/show.php?rn=f65cd92285989d39f0c91c8c2e634374
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Is it possible we have too many choices in America?
