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4 Jan 2010

Researchers at Brown University liquored up nearly a hundred study participants with various alcoholic drinks—all the different shades of alcohol were mixed into caffeine-free cola to mask the color and flavor of the particular alcohol—and observed them. All the participants that consumed alcohol slept worse and performed worse on cognitive tests than the participants that didn’t, but the participants that drank lighter-colored liquor had less hangover related symptoms the next day.

Overall, bourbon drinkers reported feeling worse than vodka drinkers, rating higher on scales that measure the severity of hangover malaise, including headache, nausea, loss of appetite and thirst. It should come as no surprise that alcohol drinkers said they felt much worse than those who had drunk only tonic water.

One reason for the different effects of vodka and bourbon, Rohsenow says, could be that bourbon contains 37 times more toxic compounds than vodka does, including nasty organic molecules such as acetone, acetaldehyde, tannins and furfural. A good rule of thumb for liquors, she says, is that the clearer they are, the less of these substances they contain.

28 Nov 2009

I just had a booze/math revelation, which is a very good kind. So I was thinking about how much alcohol is really in a 40. You take the ABV of your 40 (OE is 7.5% in Iowa, or .075) and you multiply it by 40 to get the number of ounces of straight alcohol you are drinking. But no one really drinks straight alcohol, so you should divide that number by the ABV of liquor to see how much liquor it is equivalent to. Which is 40% or .4. Which with a 40 of OE from Iowa leads you back to 7.5, its ABV (which divided by 1.5 leads you to 5 shots/standard drinks of alcohol). So the ABV of your 40 is always the same as the number of ounces of liquor that would have the same alcohol.

Another fun fact: A 40 of OE on the east coast is legally limited to 5.9% ABV—slightly under 4 standard alcoholic drinks, and an entire drink less than the variety sold in Iowa and other western states.

3 Aug 2009

“The alcohol content of Olde English 800 varies by region, mostly to comply with local regulations. It is 5.9% alcohol by volume (ABV) in the eastern United States, 7.5% ABV in most western U.S. states and 8.0% ABV in Canada. Olde English High Gravity 800 is 8% ABV. In Oklahoma there is a 3.2% ABV version. There is also a 6.1% ABV version made for the European region.”

3 Jul 2009

“So I´m halfway throught my trip to Ecuador, and up to this moment I hadn´t felt homesick. Man, I thought, this country is great. The keyboards have an ñ RIGHT THERE. Everyone is socialist and everyone drives a Tercel. You can show up late to anywhere. You can buy a pack of cigarettes and the most delicious popsicle you´ve ever tasted at the place half a block from your house and the total comes to $2.25. You can be standing in the street in front of the 400-year-old cathedral swigging vodka at 2am at age 19 without doing anything illegal

every Ecuadorian I´ve spoken to who´s been to the US says that we have a great country for one reason: Arby´s curly fries”

2 Apr 2009

“Big huge vodka worms.”

31 Mar 2009

“I’d argue that the ultimate mark of a good vodka is that you can pull it out of the freezer, pour yourself a shot, and taste absolutely nothing except for the quick death of a few thousand brain cells.”

14 Mar 2009

“the State of Virginia has a self-legislated monopoly on the sale of hard liquor, independent liquor stores are illegal”