STRAWSPEARBLUEBERANGE
puttingfruitinsideofotherfruit:
Step One: Make a strawspearblueberrine.
Step Two: Get an orange. For reasons that will become apparent presently, I would strongly suggest getting the biggest damn orange you can get your hands on.
Step Three: Hollow out the orange.
This is a delicate operation. You want to create the most possible room inside the orange while also maintaining the structural integrity. Its also really juicy and messy, so put a paper towel or two down to save time on clean up later.
Step Four: You guessed it. Put the strawspearblueberrine…
…INSIDE THE ORANGE!!!
WHA-WHA-WHAAAAAT?
*sound of record scratch*
Yep, I blew it. My pear was too big, or my orange was too small, and the result was a big damn mess.
In a situation like this, theres really only one thing you can do: hold the sucker together with your hands and get in there any way you can.
This also results in very flattering photos of yourself, as you can see.
Step Five: Enjoy! As usual, make sure to do this outside and try not to juice all over your new shirt.
So, what have we learned? At this stage in the fruit putting inside of other fruit game, you have to be very aware of the sizes and integrity of the fruits you’re using. Next time, I’ll probably try to shave some of the outside off the pear to ensure that it fits inside the orange without too much difficulty.
A Note Regarding Leftovers: At this point, the astute fruit-manipulator will have noticed the amount of leftovers from the middle of the fruits. Obviously, we here at Putting Fruit Inside of Other Fruit would never advocate the wasting of perfectly good fruit bits, so here are some suggestions for what to do with the leftovers.
-Eat Them
This is the easiest and most obvious choice, but eating the core of fruits is kind of weird and gross, so you might want to not do it.-Juice Them
Juice rules. If you have a good juicer, you can juice just about any fruit and get a delicious and healthy breakfast drink.-Save them for later
Freeze them, and use them later for baking or smoothies.-Throw them at people
Hilarious.
